Showing posts with label bastard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bastard. Show all posts

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Whistling should be outlawed in the workplace



Just as smoking in public places is frowned upon - I believe whistling with total disregard to those around you should be punishable by fine.


It may be that I woke up 2 hours early to get to work for product testing - or maybe that my monthly cycle has hit its hormonal stretch - I can't be sure - but if this guy doesn't stop whistling the same six notes from the chorus of his favorite top 40 song - I will have to kill him.


I wish I were joking.


I also wish I were home in bed watching bad daytime television - but then I have a tendency to aim high when it comes to personal goals.


I'll just screw around on the net until lunch time.


That's an attainable goal.


Great - he's moved on to nursery rhymes. Please kill me.



-EDIT-
It looks like someone else feels the same way I do - although if this were my cartoon there would be a lot more carnage.